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I like movie trailers. So sue me.

Here’s the trailer for “Abduction”, or as I like to call it, “Jason Bourne, Jr.”

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Sometimes, Taylor Lautner feels… (dramatic pause)…different. “I walk around like everybody else,” he says. Only we know the shocking truth…

HE’S A WEREWOLF!

Okay, I’m just kidding. He’s a werewolf in the Twilight movies, but this isn’t another one of those. This is Abudction, a new movie about a teen Jason Bourne uh, I mean, a teenager (Lautner) who discovers his photo on a website for missing kids.

John Singleton, who brought you the revolutionary Boyz ‘N The Hood, directs…this action thriller. Wait, what?

After Lautner makes the discovery, the rest of the trailer is basically him running around, dodging bullets, breathing through his mouth, and stopping only for a brief makeout session with Lily Collins. The villains act menacing and speak in nonsense phrases such as, “You wanna play with no rules? Then you better be careful whatcha let out of the box.” Um…oooohhhh? It doesn’t even hint at a reason why they want to capture him.

The movie also stars Collins, Alfred Molina, and Sigourney Weaver (who, if she randomly appears in any more movies, will become the “it’s that lady” of 2011).

So, basically it’s Jason Bourne for the Twilight fangirls and the tweens. Got it. This is the studio that’s going to bring us the much-anticipated (even by me) Hunger Games movie? I’m kinda worried…

Abduction hits theaters on September 23rd.

 

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Written by prowlermoviepoll

August 12, 2011 at 7:25 PM

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